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Meet the DAWGS
cast
Haley Shloshberg
Haley graciously took time off from chasing cats in the park and doing puzzles to star in this blockbuster film
Eliza Bo Biza
Eliza is never not working on her next project but in her limited free time, eliza enjoys skating and capitalism
Nina Sayers
Due to experiencing extreme love compassion during filming Nina suffered a mental break. Ultimately a glass mirror was responsible her demise
Joolah Boolah
Growing up Joolah always wanted play a lead dog in a Hotel for Dogs sequel. Nevertheless she is grateful for this opportunity
Fee Bee boop beep bop
Fee Bee took on method acting for this film and cried on demand for a total of 7,351 times
Thea Ravioli
From the creator of Penguin 5, Crab Bedtime Stories, and See One Skaters, comes avant-garde cinematic artist thea “top dawg” “ravioli” ranelli with her edgiest film yet. Thea generously sacrificed her class attendance to dedicate all her time to this masterpiece.
Oscar Boscar
Oscar suffered multiple injuries in the making of this film but he is still standing to this day
Squirrel
Between sucking and chewing everything within reach, squirrel made his hollywood debut appearance in this film